awwwton:

me: pull up in a monster automobile gansta….

friend: with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka

me:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER FIRST THING FIRST ILL EAT YAH BRAINS BUT IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS CAUSE THATS WHAT A MOTHER FUCKIN MONSTER DO HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN THATS A MONSTER DO MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL THATS A MONSTER SHOE YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

m4ge:

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i am intent on winning

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful pop art t-shirt of 1995 figure skating champions, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

sourcefieldmix:

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me